12:40pm July 29, 2014
11:22am July 29, 2014

Sanctimonia Vincet Semper

11:19am July 29, 2014
11:07am July 29, 2014


"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

11:02am July 29, 2014


I love drawing Belle in different outfits so I did the same with Rumple :D

Belle’s dresses are from here

and Rumple is here and here.

10:59am July 29, 2014
10:55am July 29, 2014


[Mozart l’opera rock]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart/ Ari

Antonio Salieri/ Daybreak

Photography/ Paice

Full series here ▶

10:54am July 29, 2014

 I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.





  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room



he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

10:48am July 29, 2014
Happy Birthday, Josh!
Happy Birthday, Josh!